Bacon Man

Bacon Man is a walking, talking Bacon super hero. he fights super villains for justice and to protect the worlds supply of bacon. He is strong for a piece of bacon, tossing cars and people all over the place.

He usually aids Cocaine in fighting evil(even though Cocaine is usually just fine without him) and is a good friend of Cocaine. Other than Cocaine, most people have a habit of laughing at Bacon Man even when he's saving their lives.