Bart Fifelton

Bart Fifelton is an unlucky nerd who is the Twin brother of Burt the Sysadmin. He is a nerd who is usually depressed with life because in his words "It likes to shit on him". Almost nothing is working in his favor. Despite his high intelligence, he usually gets the short end of the stick.

Burt ended up ruining his brothers High School life to the point of him getting his own Twin Brother expelled. All Bart can say was that the incident involved "Burts Laptop, a puppy, chocolate Milk, and a rubber duck" that got him expelled.

Now he's forced to be roommates with his very own Twin Brother who got him expelled.

He also gets into very many injuries ranging from electrocution, failed suicide, gunshots, 1000's of knives in his back, an infected wound, Fire, almost drowned, and swallowed alive by a boa constrictor. He also can't get a job and anything he likes to buy(Dungeon and Dragons Cards, video games, action figures, etc) ends up getting stolen by Burt.

Bart found out that the reason he is so unlucky is because he is forced to be roommates with Burt. He tried many times to get out but failed.

Mike and company feel sorry for the guy.