The Life and Times of Fat Albert: By IRAwesome

There once was a man of little to no note. Who he was is of no significance, as any humanity he had left died long ago. We know him as "Fat Albert" and for the first time ever we have an insider look at what exactly brought him into to the depths of madness, based off of first person encounters and artistic license. The material presented may be found disturbing by some readers and we encourage those of the faint of heart to not continue reading, as this story is one of suffering and obsession. This is The Life and Times of Fat Albert.

Chapter 1 A-Day

While the date of First Encounter escapes the author, there are many Mikestorians that agree that Fat Albert(known as Albert henseforth) most likely discovered MikeNnemonic through his Youtube Let's Plays, as many stream regulars do. He began as a common "lurker", a term used to describe a viewer who does not actively participate in community discussions of the material Mike presents during his streams. Some speculate Albert is the demented alter ego of someone who has been apart of the community for some time, but this is merely conjecture. What we know for certain is that Albert's first official contribution to chat was a response to Bernkastelwitch, a stream regular who voices her grievances against many users of online gaming communities like GameFaqs. Below is a reenactment of the first encounter...

Bern: People are threatening to kill themselves over the HD rerelease of Devil May Cry. It's ridiculous!

Albert: DMC is bullshit and shows you have bad taste in games! Mike ban Bern NOW!

Hatter: Shut up already! /bans

Simply horrifying. This event resonated so deep within Albert's being he returned under another handle (ie FatAlbert2) to continue his "crusade" to push his zeal onto the members of the chat and Mike's stream itself! Below is another reenactment...

Albert: Bern is a weeb and must DIE for it!

Mike: GTFO /bans

Again, this was not enough to satisfy Albert's lust for attention as he continued to get off on his continued attacks, waiting for moderators to not be present before harassing Bern. His actions gained the notice of the chat regulars who regularly taunted Albert's failed trolling, eventually expanding his targets from only Bern to anyone and everyone that watched Mike's stream. Albert soon realized his task was too large to handle alone. There were too many moderators watching for his arrival and Mike didn't really give him too much mind.

He needed an army.

To be continued...